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The Master Hits

by Colburn Sound Express

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Good morning, in less than a hour aircrafts from here will join the others, From around the world and will be launching, The largest aerial battle in the history of mankind, Mankind, mankind... That word should have new meaning for all of us today, We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore, We will be united in our common Interest, Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps... We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, And you will once again be fighting for our freedom, Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, But from annihilation, and should we win the day, The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, But as the day the world declared in one voice, We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! Tonight... (Written by Dean Devlin and Rolland Emmerich)
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Cliegg Lars 02:33
Cliegg, Cliegg Lars, Schmi is my wife, It was just before dawn, they came out of a nowhere, A hunting party of tusken raiders, Your mother went out early like she always did, To pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators, From the tracks she was about halfway home, When they took her those tuskens walk like mean but they’re vicious, mindless monsters, Cliegg, Cliegg Lars, Schmi is my wife, It was just before dawn, they came out of a nowhere, A hunting party of tusken raiders, Thirty of us went out after her, four us came back, I’d be with them only after I lost my leg I just couldn’t ride anymore, Until I heal, I don’t want to give up on her, But she’s been gone a month and there’s little hope she’s lasted this long, Cliegg, Cliegg Lars, Schmi is my wife, It was just before dawn they came out of a nowhere, A hunting party of tusken raiders, Anakin gets up from the table, Owen Lars asks ‘where are you going?’, Then Anakin says some needledick shit, And Cliegg Lars says ‘your mother's dead son, Just accept it, your mother’s dead son just accept it, Tonight... (written by George Lucas and Jonathan Hales)
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Do you know who I am, Mr. Lounds? According to you, I’m a vicious perverted sexual failure, A bottom feeding lowlife who’s about to go down in flames, I think you know now, don’t you? No but I would like to, I really want to understand, And then all my readers can understand too, I’m not a man, I began as one, But each being that I change makes me, More than a man, as you will witness, No I don’t need to see you no, But you must Mr. Lounds, You’re a reporter, you’re here to report, Open your eyes and look at me, If you don’t open them, I’ll staple your eyelids to you forehead, Do you want to know what I am, Do you want to know what I am, Do you want to know what I am Mr. Lounds? Mrs. Jacoby changing, Do you see? Mrs. Leeds changing, Do you see? Mrs. Jacoby reborn, Do you see? Mrs. Leeds reborn, Do you see? Do you want to know what I am, Do you want to know what I am, Do you want to know what I am Mr. Lounds? I am the dragon, you call me insane, You are privy to a great becoming and you recognize nothing, You are an ant in the afterbirth, It is in your nature to do one thing correctly, Before me you rightly tremble, But fear is not what you owe me Mr. Lounds, You owe me awe, Tonight... (written by Ted Tally and Thomas Harris (novel))
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Evil Eyes 02:56
I met him fifteen years ago, I was told there was nothing left, no reason, no conscience, Bo understanding or even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, Of good or evil, right or wrong, I met this six year old child with this blind, pale, emotionless face, They were the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes, Purely and simply evil. I spent eight years trying to reach him, And then another seven trying to keep him locked up, Because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes, Tonight... (written by John Carpenter and Debra Hill)
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Waco Kid 02:28
Yeah, I was the kid, It got so that every pissant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun, Would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid, I must've killed more men than Cecil B Demille, Got pretty gritty, I started to hear the word draw in my sleep, Then one day, I was just walking down the street, And I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it Mister!" I spun around and there I was face to face with a six-year-old kid, Well I just threw my guns down, I threw ‘em down and walked away, That little bastard shot me in the ass!! So I limped to the nearest saloon, Crawled into a whiskey bottle, And I've been there ever since, Tonight... (written by Mel Brooks, Norman Steinberg, Andrew Bergman, Richard Pryor and Alan Unger)
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Selling It 02:46
Don’t you see the danger John, in what you’re doing here? Genetic force is the most awesome power the planet’s ever seen, But you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here, It didn’t require any discipline to attain it, You read what others have done and you took the next step, You didn’t earn the knowledge so you don’t take any responsibility for it, You stood on the shoulders of geniuses, To accomplish something as fast as you could, And before you even knew it you had it, You patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, And now you're selling it! You wanna sell it! Well, your scientists were so preoccupied, With whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should, No hold on John, this is not an animal, Wiped out by deforestation or the building of a dam, Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction. Tonight... (written by Michael Crichton and David Koepp)
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Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Where was Gondor when our Gondor when our enemies closed in? Where was Gon- I want to hear more about Sam, Samwise the Brave, [He can] take it for a while, [He can] share the load, I made a promise not to leave you behind and I mean not to, I wasn’t dropping no eaves, Po-ta-toes! You can boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, [Extended Edition] We’re going in circles [‘cause] we’ve been here before, Lembas Bread! Lembas Bread! And Oh what’s this? More Lembas Bread! A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night, You shall not pass, Tonight... (written by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens)
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Who am I? You really want know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart, If somebody told you that I was just an ordinary everyday guy, Not a care in the world...somebody lied, Now let me assure you, This story like any story worth telling, Is all about a girl...Mary Jane Watson! The girl who I’ve loved since before I liked girls, I wish I could say that was me sitting next to her, (We see a fat guy eating a doughnut), Heck, I’d even take him, But no...that’s me. (written by David Koepp)
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Wake up little spider wake up, No, you’re not dead...yet, Just paralyzed temporarily, You’re an amazing creature Spiderman, You and I are not so different, But to each his own, I chose my path, You chose the path of the hero and they found you amusing for a while, The people of the city, But the one thing they love more than a hero, Is to see a hero fail...fall, die trying, In spite of everything you’ve done for them, Eventually they will hate you, Why bother? Here’s the real truth, There are 8 million people in this city, And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose, Of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders, You and me...we’re exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, But I’m offering you a choice, Join me...imagine what we could accomplish together, What we could create, What we could destroy, Cause the death of countless innocents in selfish battle, Again and again, Is that what you want? Think about it hero. (written by David Koepp)
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Hahaha! Who said that? Don’t play innocent with me you’ve known all along, Where are you? Follow the cold shiver running down your spine, [I say] I’m right here, [And I say] I don’t understand, I’m right here and, [And we say] I don’t understand, Did you think it was coincidence? So many good things all happening for you, [All for me] All for you [All for me] Norman! What do you want? To say what you wont, To do what you can’t, To remove those in your way, Board Members! You killed them! We killed them! We? Remember? Your little accident in the laboratory? The performance enhancers, Bingo! Me...your greatest creation, Bringing you what you’ve always wanted: Power beyond your wildest dreams and it’s only the beginning! There’s only one that can stop us Or imagine if he joined us. [One Two Spider Man! Spider Man and Topher Grace] (written by David Koepp)
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The Letter M 04:15
What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are criminals? Are you proud of yourselves, Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards? Things you could just as well keep your fingers off. And I...I can’t help myself, And I...have no control over this. This evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices and the torment, It’s there all the time, I want to escape, to escape from myself but it’s impossible, I can’t escape, I have to obey, I have to run endless streets, I must escape, To get away, And I’m persuaded by ghosts, Ghosts of mother and of all those children, They never leave me, They are there, always there always, This evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices and the torment, It’s there all the time, But I can’t remember anything about it, But who would believe me? Who knows what it’s like to me? Who knows what it's like to be me? How I'm forced to act...how I must, Don't want to, must! And then a voice screams! I can't bear to hear it! I can't go on! I can't... I can't... Tonight... (written by Fritz Lang and Thea von Harbou)
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Damp Noses 04:48
Sometimes we’re so defenseless, No, I don’t know, Like children cast out into the night, The owls fly past watching you with their yellow eyes, You hear the pitter, the pitter patter, The rustling, the sowing and the sighing, All the damp noses sniffing at you, The wolves bear their teeth, Don’t worry, don’t worry, You and I we have each other, You look worried I’m not so sure about that, And I’m not worried at all, The rustling, the sowing and the signing, You say there are no wolves, I see nothing and there’s owl’s either, I don’t hear a sound, And the wolf is only your imagination, You have to trust me, Karin Leila Kaisa, Tonight... (written by Ingman Bergman)
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The Drive 03:13
Here's what I'm prepared to offer, You give me the money, the girl is safe, Forever, and ever, Nobody knows about her, She's off the map, I can't offer you the same, So, this is what I would suggest, We conclude our deal, We'll shake hands, You start the rest of your life, Any dreams you have, Or plans, or hopes for your future, I think you're going to have to put that on hold, For the rest of your life, You're going to be looking over your shoulder, I'm just telling you this because I want you to know the truth, But the girl is safe, Tonight... (written by Hossein Amini and James Sallis (novel))
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The Oath 03:50
That's enough from all of you!! You think water's fast? You should see ice, It moves like it has a mind, Like it knows it killed the world once-it got a taste for murder, When the avalanche came it took us a week to climb out, And somewhere, we lost hope, Now we took an oath that I'm breaking now, Now I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, I just know that seven of us survived and only five made it out, Swore that we said 'twas the snow that killed the other two, But it wasn't, Nature can be lethal, But it doesn't hold a candle to man, Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way Well, they can get a whole lot worse! So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're going to find a way to get outta here! First, we're going to seal off this- Tonight... (written by Duncan Kennedy, Donna Powers, and Wayne Powers)
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street, My name is Patrick Bateman, I'm 27 years old, I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise, In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I use an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches, I can do a thousand now, After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion, In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser, Then a honey almond body scrub and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub, There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me, Only an entity, something illusory, I simply am not there, Then apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes, While I prepare the rest of my routine, I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol, Because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older, Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion, And though I can hide my cold gaze, And you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, And maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there, Tonight... (written by Mary Harron, Guinevere Turner, and Bret Easton Ellis (novel))
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In The End 02:57
It's sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son, I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder, They'll put him away now, as I should have, years ago, He was always bad and in the end, He intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, As if I could do anything except just sit and stare, Like one of his stuffed birds, Oh, they know I can't even move a finger and I won't, They're probably watching me, Well, let them, Let them see what kind of a person I am, I'm not even gonna swat that fly, I hope they are watching, They'll see, They'll see and they'll know, And they'll say, 'Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly.' Tonight... (written by Robert Bloch and Joseph Stefano)
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Fuck! Yeah! I see you walking out of Yankee Candle, Going up the escalator, you’re too much too handle, Gotta get you alone girl, Gotta get get you alone, Gotta get you alone in the dressing room, I see you walking out of the dressing room, Everybody sees you so do I, I think it looks good on you, Blue looks good on you girl, We’ll go to H&M, Maybe Aeropostale, The dressing room of Old Navy, You and me on camera baby, Hit up Banana Republic, Or if you’re old school just the Gap, So many choices baby, Just check out the mall floor map Tonight...
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Johnny was a boy, sixteen years old, Daddy left home, left him and mommy in the cold, Johnny became the man of the house, even though he didn’t want to, Held three jobs at the same time, just to make due, And he’s running oh so fast, and he’s running from his past, Because he doesn’t know, what else to do, And if he get to where he wants to everything’s gonna be alright, ‘Cause in the Heat of a Captain’s Glory he just might, Johnny Met Peggy Sue at the drive in movie theater, Didn’t know her name but he said “I’ve just got to meet her.” So he swallowed his pride and he went up and he talked to her, They got married on a chilly Sunday that September, And he’s running oh so fast, and he’s running from his past, Because he doesn’t know, what else to do, And if he get to where he wants to everything’s gonna be alright, ‘Cause in the Heat of a Captain’s Glory he just might, Johnny and Peggy Sue grew old together, Been married for 50 years and things are only getting better, But then Johnny got sick and there was nothing the doctors could do, He went to bed one night but not before saying bye to Peggy Sue, And he’s running oh so fast, and he’s running from his past, Because he doesn’t know, what else to do, And if he get to where he wants to everything’s gonna be alright, ‘Cause in the Heat of a Captain’s Glory he just might, Peggy Sue went back to the place where her and Johnny first met, It’s a place she ain’t ever gonna forget, And they’re running oh so fast and they’re running from their past, Because they don’t know what else to do, And if they get to where they want to everything’s gonna be alright, ‘Cause in the Heat of a Captain’s Glory they just might. Tonight...

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Growing up in Colburn, the small town of small towns, we (Matt and Byron) learned that you have to earn your stripes to make it in this wild and crazy world. So we moved to the Big City hoping to make it!

Now that we made it, we've collected all we made into a "Master Hits" collection. All the best recordings in one place.

Along the way, we've made a lot of friends (15), a lot of enemies, and even more frenemies.

We've been duped, damned, dissed, deleted and disrespected, but in the end, we never gave up. What you hold in your hands or view on your screens is proof of our dedication to smite the naysayers.

Thank you for listening!

Be sure to stay young at heart and you'll live forever!

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released December 22, 2013

Colburn Sound Express is: Matt, Byron, Ross, Andrew

Slayin' Guitar on "What I Am (Do You Wanna Know)", "Share the Load", and "Peter II: Da Foe" by Ryan Huntley

Produced by Ross Brunetti
Lead Vocals recorded by Jon Notar at Mercy Studios

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Colburn Sound Express New York, New York

We moved to the Big City hoping to make it! Now that we made it, we've collected all we made into a "Master Hits" collection. All the best recordings in one place!

Thank you for listening! Be sure to stay young at heart and you'll live forever!
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